Thought this joke is funnie alright... found it while researching for project management assignment... hahaha...read on

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey.He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be £5,000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey.Most of them are only a few hundred pounds.Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "Hey,that one's even more expensive! £10,000!What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming,Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own.The price tag around its neck read £50,000.The tourist gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together!What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a project manager".